
Ladies and gentlemen, a time is coming when election losers will defy the ballot box by street mob action, designed to see how many rioters the security forces will kill before the USA intervenes.
And it is assumed that mighty USA will always intervene on the side of the mob, never the ballot, in what sages have described as the famed New World Order, which is emerging as the latest shortcut to power-minus the voters!
NEW WORLD ORDER
But is it ORDER or ODOUR? Someone has defined democracy as “the recurrent suspicion that more than half the people are right more than half the time”, which suspicion is tested via regular, free and fair elections. Another has said that while elections may not be the surest way to democracy, it is still the best there is.
Although some do not appreciate it, there are not many disasters as devastating as the perennial loss of elections to a candidate to whose defeat you have committed the rest of your life. Conversely, no victory is sweeter than the repeated defeat of such an adversary.However, the value and meaning of democratic elections may be changing with the New World Order or Odour. On reflection, it began over a decade ago in Algeria after western pressure to democratise.
The election was won by an Islamic party not favoured by Western powers and they encouraged the military to take charge, triggering a guerilla rebellion by the disenfranchised winners. Democratic elections had produced an undesirable result, which was to be avoided at all costs in Egypt, until Hosni Mubarak outlived his usefulness to imperialism; the rest is history.
WRITING ON THE WALL
Buyondo Africka Ddamulira of ‘Top Radio’ and ‘Channel 44 TV’ fame once made a remarkable observation on Dr. Badru Kiggundu’s beleaguered Electoral Commission.
This was during repeated opposition demands that it be disbanded. Buyondo said, “Someone has told me that if Dr. Kizza Besigye himself was chairman of the Electoral Commission and conducted a free and fair election, he would declare Yoweri Museveni winner…” Perhaps the originator of this remark was cracking a joke, but it later transpired that several opinion polls carried out by the opposition placed NRM and Museveni far in the lead.
However, the IPC presidential candidate, Dr. Kizza Besigye had also warned that he would not accept any result that gave NRM and (especially) Museveni victory and more ominous, he would not go to court. He boasted that he had sealed off all loopholes by which NRM cheats him and that he had benefitted from ‘rigging experts’ who had defected from NRM to his camp. That was not all; he even formed his own tally centre and won the right to announce his victory without interference from Dr. Kiggundu! Ultimately, we were reminded that if all things did not work in his favour there would be a tsunami.
OPPOSITION SPLIT
Shortly after his loss, Besigye announced that he would not recognise the president or anyone else elected through what he considered a rigged exercise. This position immediately split the opposition into two camps; those who had won and those who had lost the allegedly rigged election.
FDC politicians who emerged winners in local government polls openly stated that they would ignore these ‘orders from above’, since the said orders insinuated that every winner had actually stolen votes. Other opposition winners simply ignored the call as they celebrated their victories.
Shortly after the elections, Omugabi Mulindwa Muwonge of ‘Super FM’ warned FDC stalwarts against demanding the immediate resignation of their thrice-defeated standard-bearer. “Even before his term ends, FDC members are making the mistake of demanding Besigye’s resignation. He will do everything possible to remain relevant…” When Muwonge reminded his avid ‘Super FM’ audience of this warning last Sunday, hardly anyone could remember.
OPTIMUM CONDITIONS?
One can assume that the climate worked in Dr. Besigye’s favour when it inflicted a drought on Uganda.
Then came tremors in the Oil Industry, which sent prices spiraling throughout the world. In Uganda, petrol reached 3,500/- and triggered the now famous WALK-TO-WORK campaign that saw big wigs with full tanks opting to ape what ordinary Ugandans have been doing for years. Incidentally, none of these had walked or even protested in 2007, when at the height of the Kenya Elections Fiasco, petrol was going for no less than 10,000/- Whatever roles history and geography might have played, the fact is the situation worked in Dr. Besigye’s favour, attracting lawless mobs to his solo-walk like bees to nectar.
No doubt our former National Political Commissar knew that his magnetism would attract all categories; you cannot blame the lighted candle for attracting many ugly moths among the few beautiful insects. But leaders are not mere candles and Dr. Besigye knew (if not hoped) that in trying to control the mobs, the security forces would kill and maim hundreds.
There is growing evidence of ‘paid mobs’ and many brethren in the Diaspora are being invited to contribute to ‘the revolution’ in exchange for juicy and lucrative posts when they fly in here after victory.
Some crudely printed leaflets claiming origin from Massachusetts actually pray for a massacre by security forces, which, they say, would give President Barak Hussein Obama no option but to invade Uganda and save the ‘peaceful walkers’ from Museveni. And at the head of the victorious peaceful marchers would be the Chief Walking Worker, retired Colonel Dr. Kizza Besigye, who would become President of the Republic of Uganda. At least one senior priest is said to be itching to preside over that swearing-in ceremony!
ABOLISH ELECTIONS
It is this failure to trigger a massacre, that has so infuriated ‘CHAOS INVESTORS’ like ex-NASA operative Vincent Magombe that they narrate the massacres on BBC as having already taken place! Our security forces have maintained remarkable resilience in the face of tremendous provocation, an endurance for which we can only thank the Commander in Chief and God Almighty. My prayer is that it lasts forever, but some are praying that it snaps tomorrow!
This is the new short-cut to power after losing an election. (a) Take advantage of the vagaries of nature, such as drought and explain them away as blunders by the state (b) Ignore international price fluctuations for essentials like oil and offer impossibilities as solutions (c) Brief, ‘equip’ and deploy the media at potentially explosive flashpoints (d) Lure mobs of idlers into orgies of anarchy and looting, which invite robust action from security forces and (e) Await results after the massacre.
But why not simply abolish elections and settle for the candidate who OUTWALKS the rest?

MOBOCRACY: If defeated candidates can mobilise such street support, why not abolish elections and swear in leaders with the largest columns of marchers? This New World Order stinks!